Some of mine Weird Compilations

If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
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Wouldn't it be ironic to die in the living room?
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If your born at exactly midnight is your birthday on both days?
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What is a male ladybug called?
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Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on?
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Why are boxing rings square?
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What's the opposite of opposite?
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Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
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If you tell a joke, and no one laughs, was it really a joke?
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If rabbit's feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?
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If Superman is so smart why does he wear his underwear over his pants?
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Why do tourists go to the top of tall buildings and then put money in telescopes so they can see things on the ground in close-up?
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Is Popularity is a socially transmitted disease?
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Why is abbreviation such a long word?
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Why is the name of the phobia for the fear of long words hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?
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Who tastes the dog food to know it has new and improved flavour?
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If the speed of light 1000,000 km/s, what is the speed of dark?
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