Knew a girl that was so stupid that.......
She called me to get my phone number.
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She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."
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She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
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She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
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She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
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She tried to drown a fish.
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She thought a quarterback was a refund.
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She got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
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She tripped over a cordless phone.
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She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
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She asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
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She studied for a blood test.
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She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
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When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home,she moved.
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When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
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When she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home
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